My name is Ailis, and I'm 15, from Australia. This is where I keep all the stuff.
Take a gander if you will.
Live long and prosper, and don't drop the banana ya idjit!
what men think women love to be called:
what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
- lamp shade
- broken chair
- Samuel L Jackson
- dirty dish rag
- Joe Biden
- what to heck
if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street